Why people finish other people’s sentences Ah, the illustrious art of conversation—a delicate dance between two souls exchanging thoughts, ideas, and often… half-sentences. Enter the Sentence Finisher—the person who, in their boundless wisdom and psychic prowess, completes the phrases that …
When Sentence Finishers Steal Your Thunder (And Your Words) Read More »
In a groundbreaking move that shook the very foundations of the internet, local resident, Brad Thompson, 32, posted a picture of his beer placed precariously next to a window with what he believed to be an “astonishing” view. We reached …
Local Man Posts Picture of Beer with a View, Believing We’re All Suddenly Interested Read More »
It is with mixed feelings that we announce the passing of Lucinda “Like” Langley, the only woman to have maintained a 98% screen-time average on her smartphone over the last decade. She died peacefully, clutching her phone, in a location …
OBITUARY: LUCINDA “LIKE” LANGLEY – Queen of Connectivity Read More »
In a groundbreaking and absolutely audacious move of modern-day chivalry, local husband Derek Simmons chose the front seat of the Uber, leaving his wife, Linda, to experience the vast backseat domain all on her own. This unprecedented decision has left …
The Ultimate Power Move: Husband Rides Shotgun in Ride Share, Wife Relegated to Back Read More »
