In a groundbreaking turn of events, local woman, Rebecca Crook, has revolutionised the world of health rankings after spending an entire day lying on the couch with a hangover. This comes mere weeks after berating her husband, John, for “lazing …
The Great Sofa Pandemic: When a Hangover Outranks the Flu Read More »
It is with mixed feelings that we announce the passing of Lucinda “Like” Langley, the only woman to have maintained a 98% screen-time average on her smartphone over the last decade. She died peacefully, clutching her phone, in a location …
OBITUARY: LUCINDA “LIKE” LANGLEY – Queen of Connectivity Read More »
In a groundbreaking display of modern romance, couple Jessica and Kyle have decided to communicate exclusively through social media comments, and of course, consistently liking each other’s posts. Why have a private conversation when you can declare your love through …
Modern Romance: The Couple Who Loved (Each Other’s Posts) Out Loud Read More »
In a groundbreaking and absolutely audacious move of modern-day chivalry, local husband Derek Simmons chose the front seat of the Uber, leaving his wife, Linda, to experience the vast backseat domain all on her own. This unprecedented decision has left …
The Ultimate Power Move: Husband Rides Shotgun in Ride Share, Wife Relegated to Back Read More »
